growls: drunkblogging: blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new...

drunkblogging:

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked…

2asian2care:

lanaisthebesthellyes:

ok this is kinda sorta really perfect

I WANT THIS SHIRT OMG
braydaaan:


My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

omfg
calmility:

organiico:

meeow-you-bitches:

oh my god oh my god oh my god
please let this be transparant!
homer would hide under my blog! pleeease! :O

omg :oo

ilysm